If a tree is about to fall in the forest and there are only two birders around to hear it, which one gets to take the photo? July 10, 2020 Gail Batt If a tree is about to fall in the forest and there are only two birders around to hear it, which one gets to take the photo? Not a Wisconsin badger. It’s a Nebraska badger. The policeman asked me to look at the lineup and see if I could identify which squirrel had raided my bird feeder. I know the feeling. I brought the wrong uniform to a basketball game once. As the beaver said, “It’s been nice gnawing you.” A dear little deer.