Naturally
I saw an old movie where a bald eagle was producing the call of a red-tailed hawk. I suspect it was because the hawk’s call sounded fiercer than an eagle’s, was easy to dance to, and was undoubtedly more recognizable than the giggles and screams of a bald eagle.
There is a legend of the bald eagle that says back when the world was new, the eagle had the voice of a symphony, an aria and a rock concert all rolled into one song. When the eagle sang, the world stopped to listen—mesmerized by the beauty of the song. The problem was when the eagle was quiet, the world became too quiet. The gods formed a committee, and after only 173 meetings, the gods decided the eagle's voice should be shared with all the other birds. Because lawyers had yet to be invented, the eagle had no choice but to comply with their wishes. One by one, every bird got a voice. After all the birds had received their own voices, eliminating the world's awkward silences, the bald eagle was left with its current vocals. It’s the voice that sounds as if it’s lamenting the loss of its powerful, enthralling song. And why shouldn’t it complain?
Q&A
“My uncle told me that opossums came to Minnesota in giant hay bales. Is he correct?” Uncles are seldom, if ever, correct about anything. I know because I am one. Did your uncle ever travel in a giant hay bale? It’s no place for anyone suffering from hay fever, and there’s no first-class section. They don’t even offer those crummy, tiny bags of pretzels. I’ve heard that tale of opossums hitchhiking in hay bales a couple of times. The opossums allegedly caught rides on trucks hauling big hay bales northward to the Gopher State, where they would be served in school lunch programs to students serving detention. Something like that could happen occasionally, but it wouldn’t be a dependable means of travel for the mammals. Few opossums drove those trucks, as arcane laws make it difficult for opossums to obtain driver’s licenses. Why did a plodding mammal that is slow in processing information and not dressed for a Minnesota winter end up here? They don’t stockpile food or accumulate layers of fat. Farms and cities proliferated along the roads and rivers, offering easier paths for travel and free food for opossums. Cities added a bonus as they’re warmer because sunlight reflects off hard surfaces, and cities burn various fuels. Climate change likely played a role as Minnesota’s annual average temperature has risen since the 1980s.
“When I visited Texas, I was told that everything in Texas either sticks, pricks, stings or bites you. Why is that?” You’ll find that particularly true if you insist on going barefooted. It’s the Texas version of the Welcome Wagon. Texas has a warm and welcoming climate that encourages year-round insect activity, fosters the growth of thorny vegetation and is hospitable to other high-strung things that fly, crawl, slither or swim.
“What’s the difference between a rabbit and a hare?” Minnesota is home to one rabbit species (eastern cottontail rabbit) and two hare species (white-tailed jackrabbit and snowshoe hare). Hares are precocial, meaning they’re born furred with their eyes open and capable of locomotion. They require little parental care. Rabbits are born hairless, blind and helpless. Rabbits are smaller, have shorter ears than hares, and prefer to hide from predators rather than depending upon their speed to run to safety like hares. And hares are harder to pull out of a hat.
“What drinks are named after birds?” Liquor: Wild Turkey, Old Crow, Redbreast, The Famous Grouse and Grey Goose. Cocktail: Passenger Pigeon, White Pelican, Blue Bird, Crow, Albatross, Bird of Paradise, The Bird is the Word, Cardinal, Swan Song and Flamingo. Beer: Warbler Ale, Nemesis Bird, Barn Owl Bitters and Old Speckled Hen. Wines: Burrowing Owl, Barn Owl Red, The Goose, Grey Duck, Cooper’s Hawk and Eagle’s Nest. The list is far from all-inclusive, and some names were given to me by a retired bartender I birded with in California. I’d think Prairie Chicken would be an excellent name for a bottled libation. The ghostly sounds produced by prairie chickens are reminiscent of the wind blowing across the top of a bottle.
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“Nothing in the world is permanent, and we’re foolish when we ask anything to last, but surely we’re still more foolish not to take delight in it while we have it.”–W. Somerset Maugham.
“My faith demands – this is not optional – my faith demands that I do whatever I can, wherever I can, whenever I can, for as long as I can with whatever I have to try to make a difference.”—Jimmy Carter.
Do good.
©Al Batt 2025
The Minnesota Breeding Trumpeter Swan Survey, conducted in 2022, estimated the statewide population at 51,860. Many of those swans winter in Minnesota, where they find open water and an abundant food supply. This photo showcases the difference in sizes between Trumpeter swans, Canada geese and mallards. Photo by Al Batt.