Al Batt: Snow buntings common siGHT on roadways in winter

Al Batt: Snow buntings common siGHT on roadways in winter 

Published by rkramer@bluffco... on Mon, 12/09/2019 - 3:08pm

Echoes from the Loafers' Club Meeting

I thought I'd be wiser by the time I reached this age.

You must know something.

I know I should never underestimate winter.

It's how we roll

I used the necessary at a huge clinic. I noticed the toilet paper. I notice things like toilet paper because I've looked through an empty toilet paper tube and discovered land. There were two rolls of toilet paper at the service of those in need.

There are two ways to hang toilet paper: Over with the loose end draped over the top and under with the loose end hanging inside next to the wall. One of the rolls was over and one was under.

Unintended or was someone trying to please everyone? No matter, it's good to have choices. I wonder if it was 1-ply or 2-ply? Toilet paper is like many things. I don't care which way it hangs as long it's there. You never know what you have until it's gone.

A few days later, I received a survey from that clinic with a request for completion. If you leave your house, you're going to be asked to complete a survey. It's homework for grownups.

I read the survey twice; there wasn't a single question about toilet paper.

Aussie bites

I wolfed down a couple of Aussie bites for breakfast. I've heard them described as the offspring of an oatmeal cookie and a granola bar — packed with oats, nuts, seeds, berries, fruits, honey, vanilla, cloves, and anything an Australian might find while foraging in the bush. They’re chewy and sweet, but not too sweet.

Properly fueled, I walked through a heavy rain. I was a big drip, dripping rain. I carried no umbrella because I'm an adrenalin junkie.

I was unarmed when encountering those jousting knights armed with sharp umbrellas. The most dangerous of those were the people texting while walking and carrying an umbrella.

Nature notes

I walked by a talking oak. Its limbs moaned and groaned in the wind. A tufted titmouse visited my feeders. The weather changed for the worse. When the going gets tough, I hoped the tufted didn't get going.

Snow buntings flew up from a roadside field. They flew along with my car as if we were racing for pink slips. I’m glad we weren’t. My slow moseying would have resulted in snow buntings driving my car.

I wore a cap bearing the image of a Caspian tern, the largest tern in the world. The Caspian Sea is the Earth's largest inland body of water. I wore that cap as I watched goldeneyes in Alaska.

Ernest Hemingway wrote that the wings of this duck make the sound of ripping silk. It’s a wonderful time of year. An appreciation of nature means that presents aren’t just under a tree. They are over, on, in and around a tree.

Big Bird, the towering Sesame Street character is 8-foot-2-inches of yellow feathers. A black-capped chickadee is a bit smaller, with wing beats of about 27 times per second.

Naturally

The world had put on its winter coat — a heavy coat of snow. I drove through way too much snow (according to the National Weather Service) to get to an important meeting. We complain about the weather forecasts, but we should complain that they are too accurate.

Another attendee asked how my drive to town was. I told her that I'd seen a small flock of snow buntings. Those birds made the post-storm journey a delight.

Forty-two Canada geese flew over the yard in a lopsided V-formation, honk-a-lonking their way south. The bird feeders had been busy. If you fill your feeders, the birds will come before a storm.

A rooster pheasant flew from the yard. I heard him before I saw him. I was sorry to have bothered the handsome fellow. Male pheasants utter a series of loud, excited two-note calls when they flush. It's difficult to assign a precise meaning to these cackles.

Red oak, ironwood and buckthorn hang onto their leaves. Turkeys, deer and squirrels dig through the snow in search of acorns. The squirrels may be checking for cached nuts.

There was a Eurasian collared-dove, with a black collar on the back of its neck, under the feeders. This Eurasian species, approximately the size of a mourning dove, was accidentally introduced into the Bahamas in 1974 and was first sighted in Minnesota in 1998.

Q&A

"Are there are more than one kind of cattail in Minnesota?" 

There are two — the common or broadleaf cattail and the narrow-leaved cattail, both found in shorelines of marshes, lakeshores, river backwaters, and road ditches. There is also a hybrid of those two species. Narrow-leaved cattail isn't native to Minnesota or the United States. It's a native of Canada.

The DNR says narrow-leaved cattail has a flower spike 4 to 8 inches long and 1/2 to 1 inch wide that looks like a hotdog on a stick. A broad-leaved cattail spike is 4 to 6 inches long and 1 to 2 inches wide that resembles a sausage on a stick.

"Why is nature usually called 'she'?"

Because even when angry, she is beautiful.

"How do birds decide who eats first at the feeders?"

They operate on a hierarchy called a pecking order. The idea of a pecking order came from studies conducted in the 1920s when Norwegian biologist Thorleif Schjelderup-Ebbe established that chickens had a dominance system.

He named it the "pecking order" after noting that chickens enforced their leadership by administrating a sharp peck of the beak to underlings whenever they got ideas above their station. Our feeder birds follow that same practice.

"There is an opossum in my yard. Should I worry about the animal having rabies?" 

Any mammal can get rabies, but the chance of rabies occurring in an opossum is rare. It's thought that the opossum’s low body temperature makes it difficult for the virus to survive in the animal’s body.

Meeting adjourned

“Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the second is to be kind; and the third is to be kind.” ― Henry James

Thanks for stopping by

"The sun, the darkness, the winds are all listening to what we have to say." —Geronimo

"We haven't yet learned how to stay human when assembled in masses." — Lewis Thomas,

Do good.

© Al Batt 2019

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER An adult and an immature bald eagle. Eagles will often go after other animals' catches, such as osprey, instead of doing their own hunting.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER An adult and an immature bald eagle. Eagles will often go after other animals' catches, such as osprey, instead of doing their own hunting.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The Steller’s jay was discovered in Alaska in 1741 by Georg Steller. There are two variations of the Steller's jay, including coastal and interior, which both have different color variations.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The Steller’s jay was discovered in Alaska in 1741 by Georg Steller. There are two variations of the Steller's jay, including coastal and interior, which both have different color variations.

Al Batt: First sign of juncos signifies first snow chance

Al Batt: First sign of juncos signifies first snow chance 

Published by rkramer@bluffco... on Mon, 12/23/2019 - 1:06pm

By : 

AL BATT

It was a calm day. Geese seldom migrate against a strong wind. They wait for the wind to blow from the right direction and go with it.

I watched juncos, often called snowbirds, feed on the ground. Some people consider this bird a harbinger of winter. That's a miserable responsibility for a lovely, little bird.

Snow had given my world a natural texture. December and January are typically our snowiest months. Red squirrels tunnel under and through the snow. They are much more likely to do so than are gray or fox squirrels. Weasels (ermine) tunnel through snow in search of voles, mice, and shrews.

Deer, turkeys and squirrels dig through the snow for acorns. I sampled acorns when I was a boy. I had to. I was a boy. The acorns weren't tasty. They needed frosting.

It was a real pane

I feel terrible when a bird hits a window of our house. "That's it!" I say to my long-suffering wife, "We're moving to a cave."

The temperature had fallen below zero as my wife and I rang bells for the Salvation Army. I heard the demoralizing thud of a bird crashing into a store window.

My wife spotted a female house sparrow that had fallen to the concrete. I held the bird in my closed hands. The warmth helped. I opened my hands and the bird flew off. I felt good about having a tender soul. Later, I heard house sparrows chirping. I hoped that bird was one of them.

The winningest birds

Ranker rated the most successful pro teams with bird nicknames from the most successful down to the least: Baltimore Ravens, Pittsburgh Penguins, St. Louis Cardinals, Philadelphia Eagles, Baltimore Orioles, Toronto Blue Jays, Seattle Seahawks (I'm not certain what kind of bird that is), Anaheim Ducks, Atlanta Hawks, Arizona Cardinals, Atlanta Falcons and New Orleans Pelicans.

Q&A

"Where do juncos nest?" 

Dark-eyed juncos breed in forests across much of North America, including northeastern Minnesota. The female chooses the nest site, typically on or near the ground in roots, moss, or grasses — occasionally nesting off the ground.

"Do bears need to eliminate waste during hibernation?" 

Scientists don't agree whether or not bears are true hibernators. Some people of science maintain bears enter a sleep-state called torpor.

Torpor, like hibernation, is a survival tactic used to survive the winter months, and is triggered by colder temperatures and decreased food availability.

Torpor involves decreased breathing and heart rates, and lower metabolic rate, but not the dramatic decrease in body temperature often associated with true hibernation.

No matter what it's called, do sleeping bears need to use the little bear's room or do what bears do in the woods? Bears are able to sleep 100 days without passing waste. Bears avoid eliminating metabolic wastes by recycling them. Bears lose fat and may gain lean muscle mass while sleeping. They need to do an infomercial.

"What towers kill the most birds?" 

It would be the tall structures like the radio and TV towers that have guy wires. The guy wires can be treacherous for flying birds. The lights on those towers can confuse birds in foggy weather, causing them to fly into the guy wires. Self-supporting, shorter towers are less of a problem because they lack guy wires. Studies have found wind turbines are murder on bats.

"Do trees have feelings?" 

It depends upon how you’d define of feelings. I think they do, but when I see a dog lift a leg to one, I hope they don't.

Echoes from the Loafers' Club Meeting

I got my wife an earring for Christmas.

Just one?

There will be other Christmases.

Christmas comes but once a year

I waited so long to become an adult, only to discover that I'm not good at it.

"When are you going to put up the Christmas lights?" my wife asked.

"It’s too cold," I replied, "I’m waiting until summer."

"Then it will be too hot."

"OK, I’ll do it next fall," I said.

"Fine! Don't put up any lights this year."

It was her idea.

Shivering is a Christmas tradition

I was a shivering boy from a combination of excitement and frozen socks. It was Christmas and I’d found thin ice on the Le Sueur River and fallen into its gelid waters — again. It was a blessing — an unintentional tradition that left me thankful I didn't do it more often.

One year, I wanted and I got Silly Putty. It came in an egg and was a popular stocking stuffer. I didn’t know or care what kind of chicken laid the egg.

I’d press the putty on a newspaper comic and the image of the cartoon character came off with the putty. It stretched and it bounced like a rubber ball. It was silly, but it was like putty in my hands.

Echoes from the hardwood

I once told a basketball team, "They're bigger than us and they may be more talented than us, but they are going to be surprised when we beat them."

It was my Knute Rockne speech. Rockne was the football coach for Notre Dame when he gave his "Win One for the Gipper" speech to his players at halftime of the 1928 Army game.

Rockne was trying to salvage something from his worst season as coach at Notre Dame. To inspire the players, he told them the story of the tragic death of one of the greatest players ever for the Fighting Irish, George Gipp.

Historians doubt Rockne's version of Gipp's last words was true, but it supposedly went like this, "None of you ever knew George Gipp. It was long before your time, but you know what a tradition he is at Notre Dame. And the last thing he said to me, 'Rock,' he said, 'sometime, when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock,' he said, 'but I'll know about it and I'll be happy.'"

Anyway, Notre Dame did win the Army game and my team won its game. I shared my line with a friend who is a college basketball coach. He used it for a halftime talk when his team was trailing by a bunch. His team won. Have a great Christmas. Do it for the Gipper.

Nature notes

Some trees hold fast to their dead and dried leaves. This leaf retention is called marcescence and is common in some oak species and ironwood.

Marcescence is most common with smaller trees and the reduced sunlight when growing beneath taller trees might slow abscission (the natural detachment of the leaves).

The understory leaves might continue the photosynthetic process as upper leaves fall. Some speculate the retained leaves deter browsing animals, such as deer, by concealing the buds.

Perhaps by holding onto their leaves, trees are able to retain and recycle nutrients.

Meeting adjourned

“May the song of Christmas be music to your ears, a symphony of love that resounds throughout the year.”—Joy Bell Burgess

In the words of Richard Lederer, "Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyewash. Eyewash who? Eyewash you a Merry Christmas."

Thanks for stopping by

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. — Fred Allen

"The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a remote forest area with lights that came on every evening as it grew dark, the whole world would come to look at them and marvel at the mystery of their great beauty." ― Andy Rooney

Do good. Merry Christmas.

© Al Batt 2019

No gull is an island.

No gull is an island.

Al Batt: Poppies reminder of World War I veterans and soldiers

Al Batt: Poppies reminder of World War I veterans and soldiers

The poppy queen

Annie was my hometown's poppy queen. She held sales records. After World War I, the poppy flourished in Europe. Scientists attributed the growth to the soils in France and Belgium becoming enriched with lime from the rubble left from the war.

The red poppy came to symbolize the blood shed during battle after the publication of the poem “In Flanders Fields.”

In 1920, the poppy became the official flower to memorialize the soldiers who fought and died during the war.

In 1924, the distribution of poppies became a national program of the American Legion. Members of the American Legion Auxiliary distribute poppies with a request that the person receiving the flower make a donation to support veterans and active military personnel.

Annie lurked in the post office, waiting for unsuspecting prey. I visited the post office six mornings a week.

Annie sold me a poppy day after day because I was too stupid to wear the poppy she'd sold me the day before. She didn't request a donation each time. She demanded one.

I'd protest that I'd just bought a poppy from her yesterday. Annie asked why I wasn't wearing it and then sold me another. One morning, I awoke with a goal.

I wasn't going to buy another poppy from Annie. I put five of them on my shirt and one on my necktie. I was a living poppy tree. I walked into the post office with great confidence in each stride. Annie wasn't there.

Echoes from the Loafers' Club Meeting

I'd love to buy a new car, so I'm taking vitamins each day.

What do vitamins have to do with buying a new car?

They might help me live long enough to be able to afford one.

Ask Al

"What would you say to a new resident of your neighborhood?" Hello.

"How would you describe a small town?" If it's big enough to have a 4-way stop intersection and it has two cars stopped at signs, each driver will be encouraging the other to go first.

"You are a tall guy. What have you found to be the easiest way to take off your socks?" I sneeze them off.

Nature notes

Folklore says that if you have a bird nest in your Christmas tree, your family will experience health, wealth and happiness in the coming year. Birds don't nest here at Christmas.

Use an artificial nest for your tree as the Migratory Bird Treaty Act makes it illegal to take, possess, import, export, transport, sell, purchase, barter, or offer for sale, purchase, or barter, any migratory bird, or the parts, nests, or eggs of such a bird except under the terms of a valid Federal permit.

Raccoons winter in places like tree cavities, animal burrows, abandoned buildings, chimneys and rock crevices.

They stay in their dens and sleep lightly during bad weather. When temperatures and weather improve, they're out looking for food. They eat as much as possible in the fall, in order to build an extra layer of fat.

They don’t hibernate, but hole up in dens during the nastiest winter days and are capable of sleeping for long periods of time. Raccoons are typically solitary creatures, but sometimes den in groups during cold weather.

My neighbor Crandall 

"How are you doing?" I ask.

"Everything is nearly copacetic."

"What time is it?" I wonder aloud.

"Well, one wristwatch says it's 1:03 and my other watch claims it's 1:21."

"You have two watches and they don't show the same time?" I say.

"If they had the same time, I wouldn't need two of them. I thought about getting one of those fitness tracker watches, but I don't need one. I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes."

"How did you do that?" I ask.

"I forgot to take my brownies out of the oven."

Naturally

Three common grackles showed up at our feeders right before Christmas. Not many would accuse them of being the three wise birds. Perhaps they were traveling as a part of a wagon train and had the rotten luck of getting a bad wagonmaster.

I don't expect to see a robin in my winter yard, but I'm never surprised to see one. I spotted a northern shrike perched on the top of a small tree.

The shrike was about the size of a blue jay, but had a horizontal profile. This shrike has a black mask and is a predator songbird that will impale its prey because it doesn't have the talons to hold them.

I have seen mice impaled on barbed wire and the thorns of trees. It breeds in the taiga and at the border of taiga and tundra.

I listened to a man talk of many things. I thought he'd said something about a "corbie messenger." He had not. It was faulty listening on my part.

I'd gotten up on the wrong side of my brain that morning. He had no idea what corbie messenger meant. He's in a full boat there.

It means a messenger who doesn't arrive or return in time. It comes from the raven that Noah sent out from his ark and from the Latin corvus.

The family Corvidae includes crows, ravens, jays, and magpies. In the Bible, in the aftermath of the flood in Genesis, Noah released a raven to see if the waters had receded.

The raven never returned. Many think that was because it was a carrion eater and had found food in drowned corpses. A dove released by Noah returned with a freshly plucked olive leaf informing Noah that dry land had begun to appear.

Q&A

"Do cedar waxwings migrate?"

They are considered a short-distance migrant, but winter movements are irregular, responding largely to availability of fruits and berries. It's certainly possible to see them here in winter.

"When do red foxes breed in Minnesota?" 

Red foxes mate in February and 52 days later pups are born. The pups nurse for 10 weeks and are independent at 7 months. Foxes reproduce when a year old. They often den in deep holes made by woodchuck or badger. The den is primarily a nursery as fox prefer to sleep in the open, even in winter.

"What does a sandhill crane eat?" 

This omnivorous crane feeds on land and in shallow marshes. Its diet consists of seeds, grains, berries, tubers, insects and larvae, snails, reptiles, amphibians, nestling birds, and small mammals.

"Are golden eagles much bigger than bald eagles?"

 They are about the same size.

"Do great horned owls build their own nests?" 

They typically appropriate a nest built by hawks, crows, ravens, herons, or squirrels. I often see them using red-tailed hawk nests. They will nest in tree cavities, on snags, cliff ledges, and buildings.

"How can I tell a deer mouse from a white-footed mouse?" 

It can be difficult to discern the difference between the two by appearance. The lower parts of the body and feet of both species are white, both have prominent, lightly furred ears, coarse whiskers, and bulging, black eyes.

The deer mouse differs from the white-footed mouse by its soft, luxuriant gray fur on the upper parts of the body, a uniformly colored back with a faint darker stripe in the middle, and a bicolored tail that's dark above and white below, with a tuft of white hairs at its tip, and is as long as the combined length of its head and body.

I saw mouse tracks in the snow. White-footed and deer mice often travel on top of the snow. They hop, leaving tracks that resemble those of a tiny rabbit, with the larger back feet landing in front of the smaller front feet. They frequently leave a tail mark in the snow.

Meeting adjourned

"Remember, this December, love weighs more than gold.”—Josephine Dodge Daskam Bacon. Al adds: Remember this all year.

Thanks for stopping by

"When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it." – Henry Ford

“The things we do at Christmas are touched with a certain extravagance, as beautiful, in some of its aspects, as the extravagance of nature in June.” — Robert Collyer

Do good.

© Al Batt 2019

A bald eagle doesn’t get its adult plumage until it’s around five years old.photo by Al Batt

A bald eagle doesn’t get its adult plumage until it’s around five years old.

photo by Al Batt

The Bald Eagle has a good look for a bird.

The Bald Eagle has a good look for a bird.

The Bald Eagle has a good look for a bird.

Roofing a house was a real challenge back in the day.From the Hammer Museum in Haines, Alaska.

Roofing a house was a real challenge back in the day.

From the Hammer Museum in Haines, Alaska.

A prehistoric squirrel cannon.

A prehistoric squirrel cannon.

I love watching Fox Sparrows scratch in the bare ground. Both feet are used in a shuffle and kick operation that proves to be most effective.

I love watching Fox Sparrows scratch in the bare ground. Both feet are used in a shuffle and kick operation that proves to be most effective.

I’m blooming with the birds at the Albert Lea Seed House.

I’m blooming with the birds at the Albert Lea Seed House.

I’m blooming with the birds at the Albert Lea Seed House.

Batt: Alaska wilderness still wild as ever

By :

AL BATT Bluff Country Reader

I walked down a trail in Sitka where a brown bear had been sighted earlier in the day.  A fellow from California walked with me and expressed his concern about being in bruin territory.

I told him not to worry too much about the bears.  Neither of us would even be able to handle one of Alaska’s squirrels.

He whistled loudly and off-key in the hopes the bear would hold paws over its ears until we reached our destination.

My neighbor Crandall stops by.

"How are you doing?" I ask.

"Everything is copacetic. I understand you've been waltzing with bears in Alaska?"

"Not exactly. I saw a bear and I walked trails where bears had been seen, but I didn't waltz with any or have any anxious moments around one."

"I know what I'd do if I were attacked by a bear."

"What would that be?" I say.

"I'd immediately take a selfie."

A red squirrel could take me in a best of three falls match

I walked down a trail in Sitka where a brown bear had been sighted earlier in the day. A fellow from California walked with me and expressed his concern about being in bruin territory.

I told him not to worry too much about the bears. Neither of us would even be able to handle one of Alaska's squirrels.

He whistled loudly and off-key in the hopes the bear would hold paws over its ears until we reached our destination.

American Bald Eagle Foundation (ABEF)

The bald eagles living there enjoy ripping up cardboard tubes from toilet paper and paper towels, cardboard boxes, phonebooks, and egg cartons. It gives them something to do.

Cheryl McRoberts, executive director of the ABEF in Haines, had asked local residents to share those items with her. Cheryl said that whenever she receives toilet paper tubes, she knows someone had been thinking of her.

It was a mobile eagle feeder

Mike Walsh of Fairbanks, Alaska, told me that his closest encounter with bald eagles had come when he rented a pickup truck. Unbeknownst to him, the box of that truck had fish scraps in it. It quickly filled with eagles.

Q&A

"Will putting mothballs under the hood keep mice out of my car?"

Probably not. Mothballs are pesticides that release a gas vapor that kills and repel moths and their larvae. They are toxic to humans and pets. As a pesticide, they are regulated by the Environmental Protection Agency.

I wouldn't recommend using mothballs to repulse mice. Mothballs aren't an effective pest repellent. The idea is that when the chemicals in mothballs react with the air, they produce fumes that are irritating to mice and rats.

For mothballs to discourage mice, the fumigant concentration must be high. If you can take the smell, so can the mice.

"I saw mourning doves in my yard last winter. Don't they migrate?"

Mourning dove migration is a complicated affair called a differential migration and is related to a bird’s age and sex. They move south from late August through November.

Young doves leave first, followed by adult females, and then the adult males. Some mourning doves, most of them adult males, don’t migrate at all but stay here.

The males find it's worth it to brave bad weather and frostbitten toes to get a head start on establishing a good breeding territory early in the spring.

The doves make a whistling sound when they take to the air. The sound comes from the bird’s powerful wings and is believed to be a natural alarm system, warning other doves that danger is near, while simultaneously startling a possible predator.

"Would pocket gophers eat my bird seed?"

Pocket gophers eat the tender underground roots of plants. They wouldn't climb to any feeders. I suppose they could eat seeds that had fallen to the ground, but I've never witnessed them doing so. Moles feed on grubs, worms and other creatures that live underground.

They rarely appear above the surface of the earth and they'd have no interest in bird seed. If a mound looks like something pushed a pile of dirt from a hole, that’s a gopher. Moles are known for their raised tunnels.

Echoes from the Loafers' Club Meeting

I get the feeling that people don't really know who I am.

What makes you feel that way, Delbert?

My name is Harold.

The shoes shouldn't have squeaked; they were paid for

 I'm no clothes-horse, but I'd become a regular shoe-horse. That meant I'd bought new clodhoppers.

A friend, Jim Shook of Haines, Alaska, has big feet, too. His father told him it was difficult finding shoes for Jim because it was hard to come up with two cows exactly the same color. My new shoes squeaked loudly.

Dampness on the shoes or the floor or both that caused a duet in the library. Another patron said, "You can't sneak up on anybody wearing those."

That concerned me. I checked my to-do list. Fortunately, there was nothing on the list about sneaking up on anyone.

A traveler's tales

I was in a bookstore in Juneau, Alaska, when a little boy walked up to me and announced at full volume that he'd just wet his pants. His mother was mortified.

What am I supposed to do in a situation like that? Do I give him a high-five, say, "Way to go," or tell him that I just did, too?

I was in the Seattle-Tacoma Airport listening to a fellow traveler tell me what the perfect number of cup holders was in a car, when I heard the Alaska Airlines gate agent say, "If you are wearing a Russell Wilson sweatshirt, you are invited to board at this time." I had to ask someone who Russell Wilson was.

As you probably know, he's a quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks. I figured it wasn't worth buying a sweatshirt just to board early.

I floated on a large ferry from Haines to Juneau. It was the 408-foot long Malaspina designed to carry 450 passengers and has a vehicle capacity of 1,675 linear feet, which is equal to approximately 83 twenty-foot long vehicles.

It's named after the Malaspina Glacier in Wrangell-St. Elias National Park and Preserve. The ferry was in need of $16 million in repairs, but I didn't notice any limping on its part.

Table tending

I told Susan Johnston of Haines, that I liked the rustic table in her house. She said it wasn't hers. She had it because its owners hadn't room for it in their house. Susan was just table sitting.

Nature notes

I walked the sidewalks of a small city. The stroll was an icy one, so I quoted a chickadee. Chickadees make a chickadee-dee-dee call and increase the number of dee notes when they are alarmed. Blue jays flew from yard to yard. They sampled the fare at various bird feeders as if they were running a trap line. The jays share one belief with all other jays: Jays are wonderful.

Sometimes called "snowflakes," snow buntings resemble snowflakes as they swirl through the air before settling on winter fields.

 The duck test is a form of abductive reasoning. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it’s probably a duck. Likely a mallard.

Meeting adjourned

"Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love." — Lao Tzu. I wish you a blissful Thanksgiving.

Thanks for stopping by

"The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function." — F. Scott Fitzgerald

"A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe, 'The fact has not created in me a sense of obligation.'" — Stephen Crane

Do good.

© Al Batt 2019

Hard-shelled barnacles are attached to this humpback whale’s fluke. Barnacles feed upon plankton that the whales swim through. Photo by Al Batt

Hard-shelled barnacles are attached to this humpback whale’s fluke. Barnacles feed upon plankton that the whales swim through. Photo by Al Batt

The Baranov Totem Pole in Sitka, Alaska.

The Baranov Totem Pole in Sitka, Alaska.

Al Batt: Nature all over provides spectacular scenes

Mon, 11/25/2019 - 1:45pm


Apparently, this bald eagle had never seen anything like me before.


Steller sea lions on a buoy near Sitka. This species of sea lions are a near-threatened group.

By :

AL BATT

My neighbor Crandall stops by.

"How are you doing?" I ask.

"Everything is nearly copacetic. I got my old truck fixed."

"What was wrong with it?" I say.

"It needed a longer dipstick. The old one couldn't reach the oil."

The Raptor Center

Established in 1974, The Raptor Center at the University of Minnesota treats around 1,000 sick or injured raptors each year in its clinic and trains veterinary students and veterinarians from all over the world.

On Oct. 18, for the first time in The Raptor Center’s 45 years, a nestling barn owl was admitted to the clinic. There are few reported barn owl nests in Minnesota.

This nest was found in a barn in Douglas County, making it the northernmost barn owl nest reported in Minnesota in the last 50 years according to the DNR.

The Center specializes in the medical care, rehabilitation, and conservation of eagles, hawks, owls, and falcons.

Contact information: 612-624-4745 or raptor@umn.edu 1920 Fitch Avenue, St. Paul.

Unicorn or Sasquatch 

Narwhals are related to bottlenose dolphins, belugas, harbor porpoises, and orcas. Narwhals have two teeth.

In males, the more prominent tooth grows into a swordlike, spiral tusk up to 9 feet long. Scientists are unsure of the tusk's purpose — mating rituals, impress females, battle rivals or as a sensory organ.

Before the Age of Enlightenment, nervous royals paid enormous sums for magical things they believed would neutralize, expose or repel poison.

The most coveted was the unicorn horn. Vikings traded narwhal tusks to European traders who took them to be unicorn horns.

In Medieval times, people believed unicorn horns had magical powers. A cup carved from a unicorn horn protected the person drinking from it, who was one who could never be poisoned.

Herman Melville wrote that a narwhal tusk hung in Windsor Castle after being gifted to Queen Elizabeth. Narwhals spend their lives in the Arctic waters of Canada, Greenland, Norway, and Russia.

Meanwhale, in Sitka

I watched humpback whales in Sitka, Alaska, in November. Humpbacks travel nearly nonstop for 6-8 weeks to breeding grounds, with some covering nearly 3,000 miles. About 94% go to Hawaii, the rest to Mexico.

While in warmer waters, humpbacks mate and give birth. The females are at least 8 years old before becoming mothers (they live 40-50 years), have an 11.5-month gestation period, and give birth to a single calf (10-15 feet long at birth) every 1-3 years. By May the whales are back in Southeast Alaska.

Q&A

"I saw a flock of bald eagles circling over my farm. Is that common?" 

It was likely another big bird doing the circling — the turkey vulture. Bald eagles tend to migrate and soar alone, but may follow others to feeding grounds or roosts.

"Do we really swallow eight spiders a year in our sleep?" 

I don't know what you've been up to, but I haven't been spending time eating spiders. Unless you order spiders on your pizza or are a professional spider-swallower, you haven't been swallowing spiders. An open mouth brings snoring that sounds like a souped-up Hoover vacuum cleaner and frightens spiders away.

"Do the hedge apples sold in supermarkets repel spiders?" 

Not unless you throw them at the spiders. A hedge apple, the fruit of the Osage orange tree, wards off no spiders. Spiders live on the trees and build webs on the fallen fruit.

Things to see

The dawn was incredible. I watched in silence. The sun doesn't rise to hear the rooster crow, but the stars are out all day in the winter plumage of European starlings: glossy, speckled feathers with white tips resembling stars, and black bills.

Short-tailed weasels (ermine) are white except for black tail tips.

Tundra swans congregate on the Mississippi River south of Brownsville in migration from nesting territories in northern Canada to wintering grounds on Chesapeake Bay.

Flocks of cedar waxwings feed on crabapples.

Burdock brandishes weapons — burs.

Steam fog forms when cold air drifts across relatively warm water. It's also known as water smoke.

Echoes from the Loafers' Club 

Can I help you change your tire?

No, I've got it, but I appreciate your asking.

I appreciate your saying no.

Cafe chronicles

The smell of cigarette smoke lingered outside the door. I ordered a BLT. It was good, but the lettuce was weary. A curator of local gossip talked as if each word cost him money.

Then he put too many spoonsful of sugar into his coffee. It must have been half sugar. He didn't stir it because he didn't like his coffee too sweet. One sip and the gossip flowed faster than the coffee.

A plethora of pulchritude

Haines is advertised as the adventure capital of Alaska. Folks come to Haines in an attempt to wear out cameras.

A man from Colorado showed me photos of bald eagles he'd taken one morning along the Chilkat River. They were extraordinary.

He was so happy with the beauty of Haines, he told me that if his camera broke and he was unable to take another photo on his trip, he'd be OK with that.

Another person told me she was an avowed atheist, but she believed in heaven. She'd seen it in Haines. I've not been everywhere, but as an unabashed celebrator of life, I've found that everywhere I've been had a beauty. I visit Haines regularly.

I didn't realize how often until someone in Minneapolis showed me a lovely photo of a bald eagle in a tree. I said, "That's in Haines."

 The surprised photographer said, "It is. Did you recognize the tree?"

"Yes, and I know the eagle," I replied.

The whales of November

Walk a mile in my shoes and you'll end up in a bookstore. I walked miles in the Sitka, Alaska, sunshine — rain. My thoughts had become soggy. My presence in a bookstore was limited because I didn't want to drip on any books.

 I saw humpback whales in Sitka. Cellphones and cameras documented every whale movement. A thing of beauty would be a joy forever.

You'd have thought the whales were holding a press conference regarding an impeachment. One whale led to an otter, a sea otter. I smiled and wished everyone could see what I saw.

Thanks for stopping by

"The time will soon be here when my grandchild will long for the cry of a loon, the flash of a salmon, the whisper of spruce needles, or the screech of an eagle. But he will not make friends with any of these creatures and when his heart aches with longing, he will curse me. Have I done all to keep the air fresh? Have I cared enough about the water? Have I left the eagle to soar in freedom? Have I done everything I could to earn my grandchild's fondness?" – Chief Dan George

"How simple life becomes when things like mirrors are forgotten." — Daphne du Maurier

Meeting adjourned

"The world needs you at the party starting real conversations, saying, 'I don't know,' and being kind." — Charlie Kaufman. Happy Thanksgiving.

© Al Batt 2019



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Haines, Alaska

Haines, Alaska.

Haines, Alaska.

Al Batt: Birds are boisterous this time of year

The yard scold, a boisterous blue jay, had a comment on everything. This is the time of the year when the crows begin to get on the nerves of anyone named Caw.

It’s also the time of the year when we notice much of the leaves remaining on trees belong to nonnatives like buckthorn, lilac and weeping willow.

I moseyed along a lovely trail at the Columbia Audubon Nature Sanctuary located in Columbia, Missouri. I walked in on a Carolina wren concert.

A pair bond can form between Carolina wrens at any time of the year and they usually mate for life. A pair stays together all year and forage on territory together.

I found pelicans to keep a rehabilitated pelican company when it was released in late October. During the breeding season, both male and female American white pelicans develop a pronounced fibrous plate on the top of their bills called a nuptial tubercle that is shed by the end of the breeding season.

 The three sisters are corn, beans and squash. Native Americans found this trio thrived when planted together. In legend, the plants were gifts from the gods to be grown together, eaten together and celebrated together.

The corn offers the beans support. The beans pull nitrogen from the air and into the soil for the benefit of all three. The large leaves of the sprawling squash protect the others by creating a living mulch shading the soil while keeping it cool and moist, and limiting weeds.

My neighbor Crandall 

"How are you doing?" I ask.

"Everything is nearly copacetic. Remember when we were just out of high school and we went to work building pole sheds for that slave-driving guy. He bought a new Cadillac and you were drooling all over it. He taught us something that day when he said, "'If you boys work hard, put in long hours, and do excellent work, one day I’ll be able to buy another new Cadillac.'"

Nature by the yard

I'm sure there are people able to not worry about things such as whether or not a visiting tufted titmouse has enough peanuts or what the cricket that sings along with the dehumidifier in the basement will do when the dehumidifier is no longer being run, but I'm not one of those people.

Leaves do an ancient autumnal dance with the wind. The yard is a place of extraordinary learning. The ginkgo tree dropped 99% of its leaves all at once. The petioles of ginkgo leaves form a protective layer simultaneously and a hard frost triggers all the leaves to drop at the same time, which results in a lovely shower of leaves.

Autumn meadowhawks, red or yellow dragonflies, were active late as they are usually the last species of dragonfly seen in Minnesota each year.

They can often be seen at the end of October or beginning of November. Red admiral butterflies were still flying, too. Each fall they flee south, spending the winter in deep-south states. The migration is one way. They lay eggs, die and the eggs hatch.

When spring comes, the new generations begin migrating, repopulating northern states. At least in the southern parts of their range (which extends from Guatemala to Canada), adults and pupae hibernate. How far north they can survive a winter is up for debate.

Q&A

"How many deer give birth to triplets?" 

The number of fawns a doe has depends on age, nutrition and genetics. Most does have a single fawn the first time they give birth. Mature does commonly give birth to twins, but under favorable circumstances they could produce triplets. One study indicated that the proportion of triplets in free-range deer could be as high 14% with proper nutrition. Things aren't always perfect, so actual numbers would be lower and varied.

"How can I tell if it's a centipede or a millipede?" 

When you enter your basement zoo, a centipede moves quickly and its legs are to its sides. A millipede is slow and its legs are under its body.

"How do I know if it's a butterfly or a moth?" 

There are approximately 700 species of butterflies in North America and 15,000 moth species. Butterflies usually rest with wings closed above their backs, while moths generally rest with their wings open and out at their sides. Butterflies have long, thin antennae, while moths have shorter feathery antennae. Most butterflies have club tips to theirs. Moths have stout and hairy or furry bodies, while butterflies have slender, smoother abdomens. Butterflies tend to be more colorful than moths. Butterflies generally forage during the day while moths are seen more at night. There are exceptions to every rule.

"Are male and female eagles the same size?" 

Generally, males weigh approximately 25% less than females from the same area.

Bald eagles and golden eagles are about the same size, with variations in individual birds. The weight of a bald eagle is 8-14 pounds, with a variation depending on where an eagle is from.

Northern eagles tend to be larger than their southern relatives. The weight of a golden eagle is between 6 and 15 pounds, with the male being smaller.

This is called sexual dimorphism, a distinct difference in size or appearance between the sexes of an animal. Why are females larger? Maybe it's to enhance defense of the nest.

"How dense is a beaver's fur?" 

According to the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service, a beaver has nearly 60,000 hairs per square inch. Sea otters have 170,000 to 1,062,000 hairs per square inch.

Echoes from the Loafers' Club Meeting

I couldn't sleep last night.

You should do what I do when I have trouble sleeping.

What's that?

I pretend I'm in a meeting.

Thoughts while trying not to yodel

A professor told me, “Don’t let the parade pass you by.” I thought that was the point to a parade.

Listening is usually the best advice.

Never let a traffic light know you're in a hurry.

Meeting adjourned

"Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference." — Helen James

Thanks for stopping by

"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." — Theodore Roosevelt

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things.’”― John Burroughs

Do good.

© Al Batt 2019

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The raven might be the valedictorian of Minnesota’s bird class.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The raven might be the valedictorian of Minnesota’s bird class.

Meanwhale, my wife found a friend in Sitka.

Meanwhale, my wife found a friend in Sitka.

A golden moment at Chilkoot Lake in Haines, Alaska.

A golden moment at Chilkoot Lake in Haines, Alaska.

This was at a wonderful place on Sitka, Alaska.

This was at a wonderful place on Sitka, Alaska.

A hammer only John Henry could love at the Hammer Museum in Haines, Alaska.

A hammer only John Henry could love.

A hammer only John Henry could love.

Yendistucky Cemetery near Haines, Alaska. I was told that this was the site of a Tlingit village that was wiped out by a flu epidemic in 1920.

Yendistucky Cemetery near Haines, Alaska. I was told that this was the site of a Tlingit village that was wiped out by a flu epidemic in 1920.

Yendistucky Cemetery near Haines, Alaska. I was told that this was the site of a Tlingit village that was wiped out by a flu epidemic in 1920.

Yendistucky Cemetery near Haines, Alaska. I was told that this was the site of a Tlingit village that was wiped out by a flu epidemic in 1920.

‘Tis the season.

‘Tis the season.

Ole the peregrine falcon at the American Bald Eagle Foundation in Haines, Alaska.

Ole the peregrine falcon at the American Bald Eagle Foundation in Haines, Alaska.

Hans is a Eurasian Eagle Owl at the American Bald Eagle Foundation in Haines, Alaska.

Hans is a Eurasian Eagle Owl at the American Bald Eagle Foundation in Haines, Alaska.

Hans is a Eurasian Eagle Owl at the American Bald Eagle Foundation in Haines, Alaska.

Hans is a Eurasian Eagle Owl at the American Bald Eagle Foundation in Haines, Alaska.

Just round the corner on Chilkoot Lake in Haines, Alaska.

Just around the corner on Chilkoot Lake in Haines, Alaska.

Just around the corner on Chilkoot Lake in Haines, Alaska.

A fleeting golden moment on Chilkoot Lake in Haines, Alaska.

A fleeting golden moment on Chilkoot Lake in Haines, Alaska.

This is lovely Haines, Alaska, where the drivers all wave cheerfully.

This is lovely Haines, Alaska, where the drivers all wave cheerfully.

High atop St. Michael’s Cathedral in Sitka, Alaska.

High atop St. Michael’s Cathedral in Sitka, Alaska.

A part of a totem pole in Sitka, Alaska.

A part of a totem pole in Sitka, Alaska.

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Al Batt: Three types of naps for different reasons

Published by tlittle@bluffco... on Mon, 11/04/2019 - 10:53am

By :

Al Batt

For the Birds

The National Sleep Foundation says there are three types of naps. Planned (preparatory), emergency and habitual.

Planned is a nap before you get sleepy. Emergency napping – think a nap attack, combats things like drowsy driving or fatigue while operating heavy machinery. Habitual napping is taking a nap at the same time each day.

I thought the three reasons to put saliva on a pillow and call it a rejuvenating nap were: After a Thanksgiving meal, at halftime and when the sofa looks lonely.

Naturally

I walked land miles in new hiking boots because I was unable to find a short pier on which to take a long walk as had been suggested.

My old shoes had become more duct tape than footwear. My feet are substantial, size 14, and the store had measured my dogs. I believe you get what you measure, but the boots weren't up to the task.

They were improper infrastructure. I didn't notice the problem right away, because I'm a male demonstrating a shortage in the sensitivity department. By the time I recognized the complication, my tootsies were tender.

I sat in my office, considering my tortured trotters. I wasn't licking my wounds because they were on my big toes and my second-in-command toes. I looked out the window to see a tufted titmouse.

It was the second I'd ever seen in my yard. The icing on that birding cake was a golden-crowned kinglet. That’s a regular bird of passage in my yard, but I could never see too many.

It turned into a good day, but I still had to return the footwear that I didn't have for long because they weren't long enough.

I needed to return them before the statute of limitations expires. Comfortable shoes are an important part of birding as they are of life.

Q&A

"Are any bird species doing well?"

Habitat loss is the major factor in avian decline, but according to the Cornell Lab of Ornithology, waterfowl populations have increased by 50% and wild turkeys by 200% over the last 50 years with much credit given to the efforts of hunting groups.

Raptors increased by 200% during that period thanks to the banning of DDT and other pesticides. Red-winged blackbird population dropped from 260 million birds to 170 million in 50 years.

We've lost one in four blue jays and rose-breasted grosbeaks. Baltimore Orioles, dark-eyed juncos and white-throated sparrows have diminished by one in three individuals in that time.

"Am I seeing more Cooper's hawks than I used to?"

According to Project FeederWatch, their numbers quadrupled from 1989 to 2016.

"How long does it take monarch butterflies to get to Mexico?"

Monarchs can travel between 25-100 miles a day and take two months to complete their journey. Some travel up to 3000 miles total and one covered 265 miles in one day.

The first monarchs arrive at their winter home by the first of November. A flight from Minneapolis–St. Paul International Airport to Mexico City International Airport is 1785 miles.

Few monarchs take that flight. They roost in oyamel fir trees in a small area west of Mexico City. There was a monarch in my yard on Oct. 22. I told it to scram.

"Is it OK to feed bread to ducks?"

Ducks, geese and swans can digest bread. The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds says feeding small amounts of bread isn't harmful.

There are many Internet things that claim feeding bread leads to angel wing, a deformity of the wings. Oxford University stated there is no evidence of a connection between feeding bread and angel wing.

What research has been done on angel wing has shown inappropriate diet, heredity or lack of exercise are possible causes. Internet research did show more than 98 percent of tax cheats are bread eaters.

"Why are vulture flights unstable?"

A turkey vulture soars with wings held in a shallow V, wobbling as it searches for thermals or food.

This teetering or contorted soaring uses atmospheric updrafts to subsidize flight. Their relatively small heads make them look headless in high flight.

Austin is Bird City

Audubon Minnesota’s Bird Cities enact bird-friendly solutions that give birds a chance to thrive alongside humans. Migratory birds are a focus because birds don’t recognize governmental boundaries.

Healthy habitat in cities provide crucial resources for birds. The award was presented at the Jay C. Hormel Nature Center. With over 500 acres of prairie, forest, and wetland habitat, the Nature Center is a delight.

A friend, Dick Smaby, banded a 10-year-old chickadee there. A place good enough for that chickadee is good enough for me.

Fun with phenology

1. Milkweed seeds fly in the wind on silk.

2. Northern harriers, once called marsh hawks, fly low over fields and marshes when hunting. Harriers typically move south away from heavy snow cover.

3. Asparagus acquires a lovely yellow-orange color.

4. Buckthorn shrubs retain green leaves.

5. As more spiders are seen in houses, someone will tell a cab driver, "Follow that spider and step on it!"

Echoes from Loafers' Club Meeting

I went ice fishing yesterday.

How could you? There's no ice on the lakes.

I know, but I do everything the hard way.

The cafe chronicles

The cafe, which prides itself in having the stickiest floors in the five-state area and where if it dies, it fries, held an organ recital.

Folks sat around The Table of Infinite Knowledge and talked about their recent operations. They talked at length about which church offered the best butter transfer system, otherwise known as a lutefisk feed. There was even a floorshow.

An amateur magician of ill repute told the small crowd that he could disappear in front of our eyes and he did. He waved a magic wand (a soup spoon) and said, "Uno, dos."

And he was gone without a tres. We knew he'd been there because he left his bill for us to pay.

Who were you named after?

I taught a class on birds for kids. The youngsters were wonderful. They all had jackets because they still listened to their mothers. My mother was an advocate of carting a jacket around. Always take a jacket — it can be used as a seat saver.

One little girl's name was Zophia. It was a new name for me. I asked her if she'd been named after someone. She told me that her parents had named her after her.

Sounds like her parents are wise in ways beyond encouraging jacket toting.

The topic was food

My wife said, "I used to make that for Al all of the time, but I stopped."

My sister-in-law asked, "Didn't he like it?"

My bride replied, "Oh, no. He really liked it."

From the mailbag

This from Rick Mammel of Albert Lea, "Regarding your ear hair. If tweezers fail to yank that sucker, try a pair of vise-grips. Just give them a twist and yank."

Nature notes

A cardinal goes through a full molt in the fall. The male’s new feathers come with brown tips that wear away over winter, leaving them bright red in the spring.

A cardinal gets its red plumage from pigments called carotenoids obtained from sunflower and safflower seeds, apples, dogwood berries, grapes, raspberries, rose hips and others. Carotenoids produce red, orange or yellow feathers.

Minnesota has more common loons than any other state except Alaska. Minnesota has more nesting bald eagles than any state other than Alaska and Florida.

Meeting adjourned

We don’t have to agree on anything to be kind to one another.

Thanks for stopping by

"If you want a rainbow, you have to deal with the rain."— Augustus

"What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?" — Ursula K. Le Guin

Do good.

c. Al Batt 2019

Al Batt/Bluff Country Reader Tufted titmice store seeds, usually within 130 feet of the feeder. The song of the tufted titmouse is usually described as a whistled peter-peter-peter, though this song can vary in approximately 20 notable ways.

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Al Batt/Bluff Country Reader Haughty but dapper, the blue jay is the self-appointed sentry for the yard. Blue jays are known for their loud calls, which can include a large variety of sounds, and individuals may vary perceptibly in their calling style.

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Al Batt: Days between first snow and Christmas signify total snowfalls

Al Batt: Days between first snow and Christmas signify total snowfalls 

Published by tlittle@bluffco... on Mon, 10/21/2019 - 1:20pm By :

Al Batt

For the Birds

A large flock of blackbirds moved through the air as though each bird shared a brain and gravity was a law that didn't apply to them. White-throated sparrows whistled up memories of past falls.

Spiderwebs were numerous, welcoming flying insect guests. Instead, they gathered leaves the wind had peeled from trees.

A couple of days before an early October snow, I watched ants at work. Myrmecology is the scientific study of ants and is a branch of entomology.

Ants might not find snow the thrill of their lives. Count the number of days from the first snowfall until Christmas. This number is the number of snowfalls to expect — or not. An ant didn't tell me that.

I watched a scuttle fly scurry like a tiny (my guess is 1/16 to 1/8 inch in size) Olympic sprinter across a kitchen countertop.

This fly tends to dart instead of flying. They don't bite and are associated with decaying organic matter.

Echoes from Loafers' Club

I bought a new sweatsuit but it's not working.

What do you mean by that?

I've owned it a month and I haven't lost any weight.

The cafe chronicles

I stopped at a fine eating establishment. I'm blessed to have a palate that prefers things like hotdish, mashed potatoes and pie.

The food at this cafe is good, although damned by faint praise and some jokes about being awarded the purple heartburn after eating there more than once.

I sat at a table where everyone ordered coffee except me. There is one in every crowd. I splurged on water. The liquids arrived quickly — thirst things first. A fellow Loafer told me that he enjoyed peanut butter on lefse. I'm going to try that. It's important to have goals.

A hodgepodge

Harvey Benson of Harmony had a relative who had been elected to a public office of great importance. He told Harvey that he had to do only two things each day on that job: Find where to get money and decide who to give it to.

Happy unbirthday to those not celebrating a birthday today. Unbirthday, meaning a day other than one’s birthday, was coined by Lewis Carroll in "Through the Looking-Glass."

Friends celebrated their 44th wedding anniversary. They'd unearthed a newspaper clipping of their wedding. On the reverse side was a column penned by this ink-stained wretch.

Andy Dyrdal of Albert Lea is 97 years old. Someone asked him if he wanted to live to be 100. Andy said he had set his sights higher than that. I hope to be able to listen to his stories for many years.

We had a snow tire swing when I was a boy. I don't remember the brand of tire, but it wore well. Wealthier folks had two tire swings. One was the spare.

Nature Notes

There are no suicidal leaps for lemmings, as they don’t periodically hurl themselves off cliffs into the sea.

Cyclical explosions in populations occasionally provoke lemmings to move to areas with lower population density. Some lemmings might die by falling over cliffs or drowning in lakes or rivers.

These are accidental deaths in quest of reaching a new territory. A memorable scene from Disney’s 1958 Academy Award-winning nature documentary “White Wilderness” was of lemmings drowning after jumping off cliffs and into the sea. That scene was staged by filmmakers.

There are other things that are contrary to popular myth. Ostriches don't bury their heads in the sand. They wouldn't be able to breathe. They do dig nests in the ground. Toads won't give you warts. Mother birds don't reject babies because they have been touched by humans. Porcupines cannot throw their quills.

Q&A

"Do birds ever get migratory headaches?"

I'm sure they do when they deal with delayed and canceled flights.

"I saw a robin that was half white. What is that called?"

It's called leucism and is manifested in a partially, mostly or completely white animal. Piebald is an example of leucism. The eyes retain their natural color in leucistic animals whereas the eyes are pink in animals with albinism. Albinos are much rarer. Leucism is a condition caused by a partial loss of pigmentation.

"What is the world's smallest bird?"

It's the bee hummingbird found in Cuba. It weighs less than a dime.

"How did the downy woodpecker get its name?"

American colonial naturalist Mark Catesby gave the species its common name, with "downy" being a reference to the soft feathers of the white stripe on the lower back, in contrast to the similar, but more hairlike feathers on the lower back of the larger hairy woodpecker. The hairy has a distinctly longer bill.

"Are there any state record sized trees in southern Minnesota?"

You bet there are. The DNR has a Big Tree Registry that includes the state's 52 native species. The largest trees are determined by circumference, height and crown spread. Here are the largest trees with heights in feet by county. Fillmore: white ash 87 and eastern white pine 103. Houston: silver maple 95, northern pin oak 97 and northern red oak 75. Olmsted: black maple 78, bur oak 68 and black walnut 112. The DNR requires a completed form and a photo for a tree to be considered for Minnesota's Big Tree Registry.

Larry Dolphin of Austin asked if barred owls eat skunks as great horned owls do.

The barred owl is opportunistic in its feeding habits and preys upon fish, reptiles, amphibians, birds, mice, squirrels, chipmunks, frogs, rabbits and insects. I don't doubt it would take a skunk out to lunch, but maybe not a full-grown adult. Great horned owls will eat barred owls.

Natural happenings

1. Gray squirrels build leafy nests called dreys.

2. Thirteen-lined ground squirrels begin to hibernate.

3. Cattails shed seeds.

4. Short-tailed weasels begin to change color from brown to white. This weasel is also known as an ermine.

Trip essentials 

1. Comfortable shoes.

2. A good attitude.

3. More cellphone chargers than you could ever lose.

Meeting adjourned

“Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.” – Scott Adams

Thanks for stopping by

"If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day." — E.B. White

“May my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living whatever they sing is better than to know and if men should not hear them men are old.” — E.E. Cummings

Do good.

c. Al Batt 2019

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AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER A dark-eyed junco (oftentimes called a snowbird) signifies winter is ready to come and the first snowfall is not far off. When summer is here, the birds nest in mountain regions or farther north.

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AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER White-throated sparrows can have two different plumage variations – tan-striped or white-striped. When searching for a mate, the sparrows almost always pair with their opposite color.

A chickadee weathers another storm.

A chickadee weathers another storm.

A chickadee weathers another storm.

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Al Batt: Sneezing in triplicate brings out Minnesota nice

By : 

Al Batt

For the Birds

The day was long-winded. The wind blew steadily and it rained intermittently on a cool day. Temporary wetlands haven't been temporary this year.

Our weather isn't always nice, but is there truly such a thing as Minnesota nice or Iowa nice?

I sneezed three times at a gathering. I don't know why I have to sneeze three times when I sneeze, but it seems to be the minimum requirement.

My early warning system had worked and had notified me that sneezes were on the way. I didn't need to do something like sneezing into my elbow as I had a handkerchief ready to go to work. That was OK as I was wearing a short-sleeved shirt.

Three sneezes. Each sneeze was followed by someone saying, "Bless you."

That was nice.

People are willing to go the extra mile to say, "Bless you," "Gesundheit," or "Incoming."

That is nice. 

Echoes from Loafers' Club

What are you reading?

I'm taking a personality quiz. How would you answer this 
question? Describe yourself in three words.

Tired.

The lav report  

When I needed to go to the bathroom when I was in the second grade (I'm not sure I'd gone in the first grade as I was a late bloomer), I'd raise my hand and say, "Mrs. Demmer, may I go to the lavatory." I'd already learned that "Can I go to the lavatory" resulted in more correction than relief. The lavatory was the restroom. Most people don't call their home bathroom a lavatory.

When away from adults, I called it a "lavoratory," because that's how I thought Boris Karloff, the actor who played creepy characters in scary films, would say it. I tickled myself.

We've never had a grade school reunion or a riders of a certain school bus reunion. More's the pity. Perhaps we could take an uncomfortable bus ride before asking to use the lavatory.

Math was involved  

I wandered into a casino. I'd been told the food was good and the variety outstanding. I came to eat, not to gamble. There's too much math involved in gambling. I get enough math trying to figure out appropriate tips. 

From the mailbag

Del Begalka of Mankato wrote, "In your recent column you mentioned stalactites and stalagmites. The mites go up and the tights go down. What they call a column in a cave where the two meet is a mightytite." 

Rachel Miller of Henderson sent this on the same subject: "I was always taught that stalactites hang tight to the ceiling and stalagmites use all of their might to push up from the ground!"

Ask Al

"Do you have any advice for a new bride?" 

It's certainly not my field of expertise, but I'll take a shot. If you have a complaint about your husband, share it with his mother not your mother. His will forgive him.

"Do you and your wife finish one another's sentences?" 

Yes, sometimes with something the original sentence maker was planning on saying.

"What is the cause of most concussions in football?" 

Football.

Nature by the yard

A ruby-throated hummingbird got all up into my face. It hovered close to my nose. I read its actions as an indication the feeder needed filling, which it did, but the tiny bird might have been thinking I was a doofus flower.

I filled the feeder as the hummer buzzed around me on the deck, impressing me with the flying ability of a creature weighing a dime or two.

It was likely a young bird. Mature males are the first to head south, followed by the females. The immature birds are the last to migrate. An adult male ruby-throated hummingbird has a forked tail and dark tail feathers with no white tips. A young male or female has white tips on the outer three rectrices (large feathers used for steering and braking) on each side of its fan-shaped tail. 

A few robins found the yard's birdbath. One bathed while the others drank. Zigzag goldenrod grew on crooked stems and provided a celebration of yellow flowers.

House sparrows chirped cheerfully. I find them well worth my attention and hoped it meant they were experiencing joy. I saw some of these spatzies in a large, home improvement store. They are ingenious birds that have learned the highly specialized skill of opening automatic doors by fluttering in the right spot to activate electric-eye sensors.

I saw my first dark-eyed junco on Oct. 5. Will it be six weeks until the first trackable snow?

Q&A

"What is digging up the grass on my lawn?" 

Raccoons and skunks dig into lawns in search of grubs. Raccoons do the most damage and roll back sod in their quest. Skunks are more likely to tear clumps out of the grass.

"How long do young great horned owls stay with their parents after they've left the nest?”

Owlets move onto nearby branches when they are six weeks old and are capable of short flights at seven weeks. Fledglings remain close to parents for several weeks and thereafter in a loose association. Owlets often roost together in the same tree while the adults generally roost away from their young. The youngsters react to the sight of the adults with begging calls and flights towards the adults. Young owls remain near their parents throughout most of the summer and may beg for food into October, four to five months after leaving the nest.

"What is Indian summer?" 

It's a short period of above normal temperatures occurring on sunny, calm and hazy days following fall's first frost.

"What bird is the fastest runner?" 

Despite educational cartoons featuring Wile E. Coyote, it isn't the roadrunner. The ostrich has been clocked at 43 mph, the roadrunner at 20.

"Do blue jays migrate?" 

Less than 20% of their population is believed to be migratory.

'Tis the season

1. Soups sound like the perfect meal every day.

2. The first deer rubs on trees show up around the middle of October. Rubs are continually made and refreshed throughout November. Deer scrapes made in the ground with hooves can be observed earlier, but become common during the last couple weeks of October and increase in frequency into November.

3. Woolly bear caterpillars (woolly worms) crawl across roads. Folklore maintains that the wider the rusty brown band on a caterpillar, the milder the coming winter will be. The narrower that band is, the more severe the winter will be. 

4. Someone will swear he isn't turning on the furnace until he has a numbness in his extremities.

5. Migrating birds include turkey vultures, sandhill cranes, common loons, white-throated sparrows, and yellow-rumped warblers (butter butts). 

6. People will channel the flannel.

7. Buckthorn stubbornly hangs onto its leaves.

Meeting adjourned

Be kind and look to your own faults before searching for them in another.

Mange takk

All the appreciation I could muster goes out to the fine folks who gathered at the Preston Public Library for my presentation.

Thanks for stopping by

"There are few things in this world which it is worthwhile to get angry about, and they are just the things anger will not improve." – Henry Jarvis Raymond 

"Why should man value himself as more than a small part of the one great unit of creation? And what creature of all that the Lord has taken the pains to make is not essential to the completeness of that unit — the cosmos? The universe would be incomplete without man; but it would also be incomplete without the smallest transmicroscopic creature that dwells beyond our conceitful eyes and knowledge." — John Muir 

Do good.

 ©Al Batt 2019

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER I miss these guys. The Baltimore oriole is a small icterid blackbird common in eastern North America as a migratory breeding bird. It received its name from the resemblance of the male's colors to those on the coat-of-ar…

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER I miss these guys. The Baltimore oriole is a small icterid blackbird common in eastern North America as a migratory breeding bird. It received its name from the resemblance of the male's colors to those on the coat-of-arms of Lord Baltimore.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER Woolly worm, or woolly bear caterpillars, could be a predictor of a mild or severe winter based on the width of its brown band.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER Woolly worm, or woolly bear caterpillars, could be a predictor of a mild or severe winter based on the width of its brown band.

Children of the corn meet turkeys of the beans.

Children of the corn meet turkeys of the beans.

Children of the corn meet turkeys of the beans.

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It was my pleasure to be in attendance when Austin, Minnesota, became a Bird City by meeting Audubon’s requirements.

It was my pleasure to be in attendance when Austin, Minnesota, became a Bird City by meeting Audubon’s requirements.

For some reason, these bovines are known as longhorns.

For some reason, these bovines are known as longhorns.

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Maybe it’s called a house finch because I can watch it from my house. Probably not.

Maybe it’s called a house finch because I can watch it from my house. Probably not.

Fall is when leaves jump from trees and then dance with the wind.

Fall is when leaves jump from trees and then dance with the wind.

I learned at the SPAM museum in Austin, Minnesota, that I’m 24 SPAM cans tall.

I learned at the SPAM museum in Austin, Minnesota, that I’m 24 SPAM cans tall.

Niagara Cave near Harmony is heaped in wonder

Al Batt: Niagara Cave near Harmony is heaped in wonder

My wife and I joined good friends in taking a hike into Niagara Cave near Harmony. We had superb guides, Aaron and Amy Bishop, who were enthusiastic and informative. Each time I set foot in a cave, I think of mnemonics I learned in school to help me tell which one is a stalactite and which one is a stalagmite. When mites crawl up, they pull their tights down. Stalactites hold tight to the ceiling. Stalagmites might grow to meet them.

This large limestone cave was discovered in 1924 when three pigs fell 75 feet into a sinkhole. I'm not sure if they were the Three Little Pigs, but they certainly found a home that the Big Bad Wolf wouldn't be capable of blowing down.

We took a mile-long journey into a cave 200 feet beneath the surface where the temperature was stuck at 48 degrees. The ceiling was as high as 100 feet and there was an impressive, 60-foot underground waterfall which inspired the cave's name. That's right, it was named after Niagara Falls.

I learned about cave bacon (a rock formation officially known as layered flowerstone) and the fossils of fisherites (a great name for a band).

As we walked deeper into the cave, fossils were signs indicating we were going back into history.

The cave has a wedding chapel where over 400 weddings have been performed. I find wonderment wherever I go and Niagara Cave is heaped in wonder.

Echoes from Loafers' Club

It's as cold as ice one day, then ambition-melting hot the next.

That's the way it is.

Why do we have to have so many changes of the seasons?

It's the weather's way of mocking us.

At the ballyard

The young baseball player wanted a hamburger with copious amounts of catsup.

His grandfather's feet had wings. A burger was procured posthaste. The boy ate it between innings of the game in which he was playing.

"Do you want a napkin?" asked the grandpa.

The youngster tried to reply, but his mouth was filled with hamburger. He shook his head in the negative. He's in the fifth grade. He's young enough to wear food stains with pride.

Sympathy card went naked

My wife and I attended my cousin's funeral in Iowa. My bride had purchased the perfect sympathy card, but the envelope was the wrong size. This wasn't discovered until we were signing the card near the funeral venue. There was no time to go anywhere in the pursuit of a proper envelope, although my wife did check at a convenience store. No luck. I tossed the envelope-free card into its proper place.

We were there to celebrate a life and to say goodbye, but I'd have enjoyed sharing the case of the improper envelope with the deceased. I'll miss the opportunity for such things.

Naturally

Weather was coming in. It's always coming in, but the fall day was so lovely I wanted to duct tape it in place so that it couldn't wiggle away.

I have it on good authority that most hummingbirds have left. That authority is the hummingbirds themselves. I've had no flocks of robins visiting the yard yet.

Dragonflies are incredible flying machines that catch insect prey by grabbing it with their feet. Large dragonflies (three inches long) called green darners cruised about my yard. Some green darners migrate on two-inch wings. They are one of our most abundant dragonflies. Research published in Biology Letters found that in early spring, the first generations exit the shelter of their southern ponds and fly north an average of 400 miles. They lay eggs and die. The second generation hatches in the north and, by the end of September, has flown south where they lay eggs and die. The next generation winters in southern U.S., Mexico or the Caribbean. At least three generations make up the annual migration.

The crows were particularly chatty, doing a color commentary on the yard. They called "hawk" and they were correct. When it comes to knowing things a crow should know, they are knowledgeable.

Tom Boevers of Faribault and Dan Ruble of Albert Lea reported large numbers of broad-winged hawks heading south to their wintering grounds in southern Central and northern South America. Broad-winged hawks form kettles (they circle on warm air thermals and resemble steam spiraling up from a kettle) of hundreds to thousands of birds.

Most raptors are reluctant to cross large bodies of water. When they migrate south and encounter Lake Superior, the birds veer southwest along the lakeshore. They concentrate in impressive numbers on the bluffs overlooking Duluth and can be seen from the overlook at Hawk Ridge. On days with northwest winds, impressive numbers of birds can be seen migrating past the Ridge. Westerly winds produce large numbers of migrating hawks. Southerly or easterly breezes don't generally produce large flights of raptors, but the birds are often lower and easier to see. The record number of broad-winged hawks seen there was 101,698 on Sept. 15, 2003.

Look for these natural occurrences

1. Wild grape and hackberry leaves turn a lovely yellow.

2. Muskrats build dome-shaped houses from vegetation in marshes and ponds. Woodchucks carry dried leaves into their underground dens in preparation for hibernation. Beavers cut down trees for winter food.

3. Cedar waxwings and American robins feed on crabapples.

4. Rafts of American coots (mudhens) on lakes.

5. Chimney swifts migrate through. The "flying cigars" are headed to South America.

6. A northern cardinal has brown feathers and a dark beak when it leaves the nest. A prebasic molt (by which birds replace all feathers, usually occurring annually after the breeding season) produces an adult plumage. A young cardinal might have blotchy coloration.

It's nice to see people when they are still alive

Ken Burns' recent film documentary on country music that aired on PBS inspired a group of us to discuss live music we've enjoyed. My wife and I saw B.B. King and Etta James in concert. It was mighty good. A woman said she liked jazz and saw Dave Brubeck. "That was when he was alive," she added.

I suspected that had been the case.

Life wasn't all cows and plows

We used to swing from a long rope hanging down from the peak of the roof inside the barn's giant haymow. The word "haymow" is a memory-producing generator. We'd grab the rope and jump from a stack of hay bales. We'd yell like Tarzan swinging on a vine and let go when it was safe to drop into a welcoming pile of loose hay. A city cousin, who had recently become a Tarzan in training, asked a reasonable question. "When do you replace this rope?"

"Whenever it breaks," I answered thoughtfully.

Meeting adjourned

It's easy to be kind. If someone drops something, pick it up for them.

Thanks for stopping by

"Don’t you imagine the leaves dream now how comfortable it will be to touch the earth instead of the nothingness of the air and the endless freshets of wind? And don’t you think the trees, especially those with mossy hollows, are beginning to look for the birds that will come — six, a dozen — to sleep inside their bodies? And don’t you hear the goldenrod whispering goodbye, the everlasting being crowned with the first tuffets of snow? The pond stiffens and the white field over which the fox runs so quickly brings out its long blue shadows. The wind wags its many tails. And in the evening the piled firewood shifts a little longing to be on its way." — Mary Oliver

“Never compare your insides to everyone else's outsides.” ― Anne Lamott

Do good.

© Al Batt 2019

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The blue-gray gnatcatcher is nicknamed the “little mockingbird” due to its appearance and its ability to mimic other birds.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The blue-gray gnatcatcher is nicknamed the “little mockingbird” due to its appearance and its ability to mimic other birds.

In Hanska, Minnesota

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Stabbur in Hanska.

Stabbur in Hanska.

A poop quiz at the J.C. Hormel Nature Center in Austin, MInnesota.

A poop quiz at the J.C. Hormel Nature Center in Austin, MInnesota.

The answers.

The answers.

Talon tales at the J.C. Hormel Nature Center in Austin, Minnesota.

Talon tales at the J.C. Hormel Nature Center in Austin, Minnesota.

I reckon he’d have been a good man to know.

I reckon he’d have been a good man to know.

A younG cardinal’s bill is black.

A young cardinal’s bill is black.

A young cardinal’s bill is black.

An American toad, out there in the jungle thatvis my lawn, slugging it out with slugs.

An American toad, out there in the jungle thatvis my lawn, slugging it out with slugs.

This drive was made for walking.

This drive was made for walking.

Al Batt: A wander through the yard proved it hadn’t changed 

Published by tlittle@bluffco... on Mon, 09/30/2019 - 3:05pm

By : Al Batt

For the Birds

I wandered outside to see if the yard was still where I'd left it. Unruly plants are becoming less so. I'd heard the calls of both an eastern screech owl and a great horned owl during the night. The vocalizations likely served territorial functions. I hoped the screech owl was vigilant as great horned owls do prey upon other owls.

The visually appealing blue jays don't have much love for owls and the jay language can be abusive. As I walked, I heard the jays making sounds I wasn't accustomed to hearing. It was caused by a mysterious presence. Then a bald eagle flew from a tree. The blue jays were mobbing the big bird with voices only, no actions. Great horned owls eat skunks. There was a skunk dead on the road near my home. A turkey vulture had its eye on the delicacy.

Mushrooms were much in evidence. Seeing a fairy ring tickled me. A fairy ring is a ring of mushrooms. Fairy rings have fostered much folklore. One is that a ring is caused by fairies dancing.

There were barn swallows perched on a wire in the yard a couple of weeks ago. They were huddled close together as if tethered by an invisible thread. Young fledglings tried to replicate their previous positions in the nest. I worry about the swallows. The number of birds in the United States and Canada has declined by 29 percent over the past half-century according to a study published in Science. This alarming news signals a massive reduction in abundance and an impending ecological crisis. Of the birds lost, 90 percent belong to 12 bird families, including sparrows, warblers, finches and swallows — common, widespread species that play influential roles in food webs and ecosystem functioning, from seed dispersal to pest control.

Walking White Woods

I'd been leading walks all day at a lovely county park named White Woods. On my last nature hike of the day, one woman indicated she was tired. There was a bench nearby. I suggested we sit and bird from there. "Ten minutes should help," I offered.

She smiled and said, "I doubt it will. It took me 80 years to get this tired."

Curiosity didn't kill the cat, but it reddened one little stinker

When I was knee-high to a tall grasshopper, a skunk had aroused my curiosity. It crawled under a truck and I crawled under the same truck to see what the skunk was up to. The skunk sprayed me because there was no reasoning with it. My curiosity had been sated. My mother gave me a bath in tomato juice. It reddened my exterior. My father claimed I smelled like a skunk that had been swimming in Tomato Juice Lake.

Being neighborly

My neighbor Crandall stops by.

"How are you doing?" I ask.

"Everything is nearly copacetic.  I got a ticket.”

"Speeding?" I wonder aloud.

"No, parallel parking. Apparently, you're allowed only five attempts. I ate at a table at one of those open-air cafes and it rained the whole time. It took me three hours to finish my bowl of soup. I lost weight, but I gained it back during my weight loss-celebration. If you are what you eat, that's why eat all the rich foods I can. I watched a tractor parade. Allis-Chalmers, Case, Farmall, Minneapolis Moline, Oliver, John Deere and a Canardly."

"A Canardly?" I say.

"Yeah, you canardly tell it was a tractor."

Q&A

"Do geese fly at night?" 

Yes, most waterfowl migrations occur at night. Migratory movements typically intensify shortly after sunset and peak in the middle of the night. Waterfowl also make shorter, local movements at night.

"What animal lives the longest?”

The ocean quahog has lived as long as 507 years, Greenland shark 392 years, bowhead whale 211, rougheye rockfish 205, Red Sea urchin 200 and Galapagos tortoise 177 years. An immortal jellyfish likely outlives them all by the ability to clone itself.

"Why did my oak tree drop green leaves in the heat of summer?" 

Trees often set more leaves in the spring than they can support during the summer. Heat or drought stress will cause the tree to lose leaves it cannot support with the available soil moisture.

Things to look and listen for

1. Owls giving a hoot.

2. Ruby-throated hummingbirds fattening up for migration. They fly from Louisiana, Florida or Texas on a nonstop flight across the Gulf of Mexico to the Yucatán Peninsula. That's over 500 miles without a single rest area. Some might take an overland route through Mexico. The females are larger than the males.

3. Large, twisting flocks of blackbirds of mixed species. It's the joining of various factions.

Thanks for stopping by

"The Supreme Ethical Rule: Act so as to elicit the best in others and thereby in thyself." — Felix Adler

"I am two with nature." — Woody Allen

Do good.

© Al Batt 2019

Al Batt: Folk cures do nothing to alleviate persistent hiccups

Al Batt: Folk cures do nothing to alleviate persistent hiccups 

Published by tlittle@bluffco... on Mon, 09/23/2019 - 11:32am

By : 

Al Batt

For the Birds

I had hiccups for forever and a couple days, enough to cover a two-week vacation and then some. I was unable to eat and sleep wasn't restorative. They were burdensome and exhausting, but no record. Charles Osborne of Anthon, Iowa, began hiccupping in 1922 while attempting to weigh a hog. He continued hiccupping until 1990, 68 years later.

My hiccups were relentless, like an ant bully with a magnifying glass. Hiccups might be one of the plagues mentioned in the Bible. The synchronous diaphragmatic flutters are involuntary and spasmodic contractions of the diaphragm. Hiccups are a form of myoclonus, as are the sudden jerks or sleep starts experienced before falling asleep. The hiccups were side-effects of surgery. It baffled a team of doctors and nurses. They gave me shots and pills, which were of no help. "You shouldn't be having these," said one doctor.

"Hick!" I replied, involuntarily describing myself.

 I did radio shows with hiccups included. The guy who cleaned my room, friends, family, radio listeners and complete strangers offered folk cures. Old wives added tales claiming hiccups were caused by elves.

I had someone frighten me by showing me my hospital bill while I held my breath, bit on a lemon, gargled with water I drank from the far side of a glass and squeezed my earlobes while tugging on my tongue. Then I spit on my right forefinger before placing dry sugar on the back of my tongue, ate mustard on a saltine cracker with a spoonful of peanut butter and drank pineapple juice while visualizing a green cow grazing in a blue field. That's worked in someone's family for years, but it didn't help me.

I repeated the word, "pineapple," using it as a cudgel until they subsided.  

Occasionally, I get a hiccup, two or three. I try not to panic.

Echoes from Loafers' Club 

Crappy diem.

That's carpe diem.

Maybe to you.

Driving by Bruce's drive

I have a wonderful neighbor, named Bruce. Whenever I pass his drive, thoughts occur to me, such as: I stopped at an echo point. I didn't need a password to yell "O. Leo Leahy!" The echo repeated what I'd said. O. Leo Leahy was a name used on The Bob and Ray Show. Those were a couple of radio geniuses not all that familiar today. Old is good, but new is often better. Cars are amazingly good today. I thought of the car I owned when I was a pup. I paid $75 for it, which was at least $70 too much. It gave me heat in the summer and air conditioning in the winter. It carried me to my last day on a job before I headed off to school. The company I worked for built implement buildings. I was the young squirt. On my concluding day, I was paid for staying out of the way. My boss said that it was money well spent.

Working in a salty snack mine

My job was to go to the supermarket and gather as many bags of salty snacks as would fit comfortably into a shopping cart. This was to provision a large gathering of folks with a hankering for free snacks. As I checked out, the cashier looked at my cargo chips and said, "Wow!"

"Winter is coming," I replied.

Nature notes

A deer had run in front of my car. It wasn’t a large ungulate, probably a half-a-buck. I watched a raccoon climb down headfirst from a tree by rotating its back feet. In an attempt to keep from worrying that I was spending too much time offline, I attempted to see a cloud that looked like the city of St. Cloud. I walked face first into a spiderweb. I apologized to the spider. If you wish to thrive, leave spiders alive.

Blue jays bothered an eastern screech owl trying to sleep in the yard. The owl’s ear tufts of feathers are called plumicorns. A flock of starlings traveled the edges of the woods. The name starling comes from the Anglo Saxon and means little star – likely from its star-shaped silhouette in flight. Turkey vultures are known to the Cherokee as "peace eagles" because they never kill.

The yard was busy with busy honey bees. According to Golden Blossom Honey, in order to produce one pound of honey, 2 million flowers must be visited. A hive of bees flies 55,000 miles to produce a pound of honey. One bee colony can produce 60 to 100 pounds of honey per year. An average worker bee makes about 1/12 teaspoon of honey in her lifetime.

Naturally

The sounds of young raccoons needled into my sleep.

I fed the birds. I have a loyal following of avian gourmands. Birds are cute so they can extort food from me. My feeders are busy. Bird populations can vary greatly from place to place and time to time. One yard's feeders aren't representative of all feeders in a state.

I saw my last Baltimore oriole in the yard on September 11. I miss them. I played Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way" in their honor.

A dragonfly propelled on wings of cellophane flew by in a zigzag pattern.

Blue jays, the yard's security guards, sounded an alarm after discovering the daytime roost of an eastern screech owl.

A nice woman called to report a colony of bees in the wall of her house. Her home had become a Bee & Bee. When her doorbell buzzes, so does the wall. Honeybees build nests out of beeswax. Yellow jacket wasps build paper nests and are sometimes found in walls. At this season of the year, the yellow jackets have time to attend picnics and search for sugar. They are natural biological controls as predators of insects, but develop a sweet tooth now and desire sugary foods like ice cream, soda and fermenting fruit that provide energy and fuel nasty dispositions. A friend tells me they dislike diet soft drinks.

Playing in the state softball tournament one year, I was standing on second base when the umpire nearest me called a timeout. The young son of the home plate umpire had been guzzling a soft drink from a can in which a yellowjacket had crawled into. He was stung and suffered an allergic reaction. Fortunately, there was an ambulance at the tournament that hauled the boy to a hospital. He ended up in fine fettle, but about 62 people a year die of wasp or bee stings in this country. August and September produce the most yellow jacket stings.

Things to look for

1. Arrival of dark-eyed juncos and white-throated sparrows.

2. A deer's reddish summer coat is replaced by a dense gray coat that provides insulation and camouflage.

3. Ruby-throated hummingbirds exit the state.

Thanks for stopping by 

"You will be the same person in five years as you are today except for the people you meet and the books you read.” ― Charlie Tremendous Jones

“You should sit in nature for 20 minutes a day. Unless you’re busy. Then you should sit for an hour.” — Zen saying

Meeting adjourned

In a world where you can be anything, be kind.

Do good.

© Al Batt 2019

Editor’s note: Al Batt will be appearing at the Preston Public Library on Thursday, Sept. 26, at 7 p.m. He will share his humorous stories and excerpts from his book, “A Life Gone to the Birds.” All are welcome.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The Nashville warbler sometimes uses porcupine quills as nest material.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER The Nashville warbler sometimes uses porcupine quills as nest material.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER Does the ovenbird sing “Teacher, teacher, teacher” or “Nature, nature, nature”? Either way, its nest resembles a Dutch oven.

AL BATT/BLUFF COUNTRY READER Does the ovenbird sing “Teacher, teacher, teacher” or “Nature, nature, nature”? Either way, its nest resembles a Dutch oven.