How much wood could a pair of wood ducks chuck if a pair of wood ducks could chuck wood?

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How much wood could a pair of wood ducks chuck if a pair of wood ducks could chuck wood?

The female wood duck makes a loud "oo-eek" call when startled.

The female wood duck makes a loud "oo-eek" call when startled.

A goose with a toothache.

A goose with a toothache.

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You can call it the turtle dove, but the Mourning Dove won’t call you back.

She’s beautiful, but she’s the worst bricklayer I’ve ever hired.

She’s beautiful, but she’s the worst bricklayer I’ve ever hired.

The aftermath of a fateful encounter between a Blue Jay and a Cooper’s Hawk.

The aftermath of a fateful encounter between a Blue Jay and a Cooper’s Hawk.

It’s 5 a.m. and time to begin my Breeding Bird Survey.

It’s 5 a.m. and time to begin my Breeding Bird Survey.

A fawn seen on my oceanfront property here in Minnesota.

A fawn seen on my oceanfront property here in Minnesota.