A Great Blue Heron (Big Cranky, Long John or Poor Joe) stands as still as a statue.
The Cedar Waxwing is a stylish bird, which means I have nothing in my closet that it would ever be caught wearing.
A duck walks into a bar. “Waddle it be?” asked the bartender.
Why did the headless Great Blue Heron stand on one leg? Because if it didn’t, it would have fallen over.