The Nebraskan told me, “Badgers? We ain’t got no badgers! We don’t need no badgers! I don’t have to show you any stinking badgers!”

The Nebraskan told me, “Badgers? We ain’t got no badgers! We don’t need no badgers! I don’t have to show you any stinking badgers!” I found one on a far hill. I expect it was long after the badger had found me.

The Nebraskan told me, “Badgers? We ain’t got no badgers! We don’t need no badgers! I don’t have to show you any stinking badgers!” I found one on a far hill. I expect it was long after the badger had found me.

The Nebraskan told me, “Badgers? We ain’t got no badgers! We don’t need no badgers! I don’t have to show you any stinking badgers!” I found one on a far hill. I expect it was long after the badger had found me.

The Nebraskan told me, “Badgers? We ain’t got no badgers! We don’t need no badgers! I don’t have to show you any stinking badgers!” I found one on a far hill. I expect it was long after the badger had found me.

It was a good day at the duck races. I bet on the Cinnamon Teal. Everyone else bet on the Blue-winged Teal.

It was a good day at the duck races. I bet on the Cinnamon Teal. Everyone else bet on the Blue-winged Teal.

Cinnamon Teal sounds good and looks good.

Cinnamon Teal sounds good and looks good.

The Blue-winged Teal make a cute couple.

The Blue-winged Teal make a cute couple.